PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AS HIGH SCHOOL ARCHETYPES
We're in it! Primary season has officially begun, and the candidates are vying for our attention and votes. So it's very important we learn as much as we can about them! Here is the High School archetypes they would each be!
- •Jeb BushThe kid who died and the yearbook was dedicated to him.
- •Ben CarsonSchoolyard snitch.
- •Chris ChristieGuy who beats up the schoolyard snitch.
- •Hillary ClintonKid who sets the curves on all the exams.
- •Ted CruzThe kid who is too weird to even beat up.
- •Carly FiorinaPerson who thinks, for some reason, that student body president is an actual important thing to be and goes NUTS when she doesn't win the election.
- •John KasichCurmudgeonly principal who wants to ban "touch dancing."
- •Rand PaulSmart kid who also does drugs.
- •Marco RubioCut from the lacrosse team.
- •Bernie SandersThe kid with the WAY old parents.
- •Donald TrumpPrick who wears suits.