PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES RANKED BY HOW SIMILAR THEIR NAMES ARE TO PENÉLOPE CRUZ'S
The primaries are in full swing, and some folks out there just don't know who to vote for. So we're laying out all the candidates' various qualifications! Here are the candidates definitively ranked by how similar their names are to that of Spanish actress Penélope Cruz!
- 6.John KasichNot very much like Penélope Cruz at all!
- 5.Hillary ClintonBoth last names start with a "C," but in the grand scheme of things is not all that much to have in common.
- 4.Donald TrumpThey both have a "u" two letters in to their last names.
- 3.Marco RubioBoth of their last names contain a long "u" sound.
- 2.Ted CruzThese two actually SHARE a last name!
- 1.Bernélope SandersFew people realize that Senator Sanders's first name is actually Bernélope. But it is, and that's very similar to Penélope!