Statham of the Union: The Players
I present to you now the story of US President Lawrence Statham. https://soundcloud.com/stathamoftheunion/statham-of-the-union Here are the players!
- •President Larry StathamPresident Statham was born in Suburban New Jersey. His work as a criminal defense attorney is something of a mystery to historians.
- •Vice President JohnsonComing out of the secretive bipartisan coalition of southwestern oil-industry hangers-on, little is known about the vice president's personal and political history. He received the VP nomination after a HOTLY contested primary. For more info, see noted historian Jack @Waz!
- •Terry GundersonHe is a personal confidante of the president. He resides on a large farm in Northern California where he grows some unknown plants.
- •Chuck HowardLast name also unknown. This former confidante of the president resides in Louisiana where he provided "security" for a "nightclub."
- •Maria CortesAnother former presidential confidante. She runs an auto-body shop. They maybe used to date?
- •Dr. SchaeferI... I don't even know with this guy.
- •Peggy StathamShe's the First Lady. I believe she was made in a factory?
- •Colin McHenryThe president's most trusted advisor and chief of staff has been with him since the New Jersey governorship.
- •Mitch O'ConnellThis fire fighter has been invited as a guest of the president at the State of the Union.