THE BEST LINE FROM THE MOVIE ABOUT EACH CANDIDATE'S HYPOTHETICAL PRESIDENCY
As we inch agonizingly slowly closer to the merciful end of this presidential election, it's time to start looking toward the candidate's potential presidencies. Here we have created what we imagine would be the cinematic version of each candidate's presidency. Below is the iconic line from each film.
- •Hillary ClintonGoddamn it. Get my flight suit ready. It looks like I have to take care of these Russians myself!
- •Ted CruzI did what had to be done, goddamn it! For the good of the nation, I had to ban rock and roll music!
- •John KasichWell Golly! I sure have never seen a creature like this. You said it's a reptiloid-- *is torn to shreds by the alien as it screams awake*
- •Marco RubioYour wish is my command, oh dark one.
- •Donald TrumpDon't you see? I don't care how many people I hurt, or how many enemies I make. I care about one thing. That goddamn pipeline.
- •Bernie SandersIf only there had been more time!