THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES' GAMERTAGS

We are less than two months from the Iowa Caucus. In the ramp up to primary season, it's important for voters to make informed decisions about the candidates. So here, presented for your edification, is the DEFINITIVE ranking of the presidential candidates' gamertags!
  1. 13.
    Ted Cruz - Speed2_Cruz_Control22
  2. 12.
    Carly Fiorina - Compaqpwnd
  3. 11.
    Bernie Sanders - Not4Billionaires
  4. 10.
    Jeb Bush - FLA_GOV22
  5. 9.
    Donald Trump - ApprenticeHost_urFired
  6. 8.
    Chris Christie - Born2RunTheStateOfNewJersey
  7. 7.
    Martin O'Malley - Old_Bay_Boy22
  8. 6.
    Ben Carson - YalesMostHonest
  9. 5.
    Rand Paul - WhoIsJohnGalt22
  10. 4.
    Hillary Clinton - I_Did_Not_Kill_Vince_Foster22
  11. 3.
    Marco Rubio - MilfHunter69420
  12. 2.
    John Kasich - John_Kasich22
  13. 1.
    Mike Huckabee - tater