Tips for Beating that Summer Heat!
The dog days of summer are fast approaching, and with our planet going through its violent climatic death-rattle, it is SURE to get hot. Here are some fresh tips on how to stay cool out there! (For even more tips, check here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkV601qk3knhf1--TSsrTkY-MuoItcC9_)
- 1.Get plenty of refreshing fruit!There's nothing better than the crisp acidic sweetness of an orange to refresh on a sweltering summer day!
- 2.Stay hydrated!You lose a lot of water and electrolytes to sweat in the oppressive summer heat! Doctor's recommend 2 liters of fluid a day, which is approximately three bottles of wine.
- 3.Chill out in the tub!Run a cold bath! Drink some wine! Consider it a spa day!
- 4.Dress appropriately!You want to wear clothes that won't hold too much heat against your skin so you can freely run through the Lord's barren desert.
- 5.Appeal to the lord your God so he may save us from this wretched planet!It is the only course we have.