Tweets From Marco Rubio's Twitter Meltdown RANKED

Last night, erstwhile presidential candidate and person from Florida, Marco Rubio rushed out a series of tweets ostensibly in response to a Washington Post piece that quoted "sources close to Rubio." Here are the rant's tweets RANKED!
  1. 11.
    This one loses points for featuring Ted Cruz's terrible visage.
  2. 10.
    Dull sentiment delivered dully.
  3. 9.
    Dull sentiment delivered slightly less dully.
  4. 8.
    "Also I don't have friends"
  5. 7.
    10,000 isn't REALLY that many, but you gotta appreciate Isaac's input!
  6. 6.
    Points for the indignant "Ummmm!"
  7. 5.
    Here he turns the whole "source close to" thing on its head. You see, he's referring to himself. Perhaps the source CLOSEST to Rubio.
  8. 4.
    This one is weird.
  9. 3.
    This one is weirder.
  10. 2.
    Yes! Like when you put a human under sedation to replace their nervous system with a robotic operating system, you need to introduce it slowly!
  11. 1.
    This could be a subtle reference to Donald Trump. But I'm just taking it as a promise that he will in fact be a private citizen and never be president, which is the best news I've heard in months.