WHAT COULD SINK EACH CANDIDATE'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

With the primary season effectively halfway over, it's time to assess each of the candidate's campaigns. How are they doing? How will they do in the future? What's up with their hair? Below, we examine the candidates' Achilles' heals to see what could possibly cost them the election.
  1. Hillary Clinton
    Her track record of murdering members of the US Diplomatic Corps.
  2. Ted Cruz
    His personal detestability and grotesque physically appearance.
  3. John Kasich
    The cold, hard reality of this election cycle.
  4. Bernie Sanders
    Baldness/Jewishness
  5. Donald Trump
    The ethically questionable machinations of Republican Party elites.