WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES NEED TO HAPPEN IN NEVADA
Because our electoral system is arcane and stupid, while the republicans are having their circus primary in South Carolina, the democrats will be having themselves a merry little caucus over in Nevada. Here's how both candidates need Nevada to shake out!
- •Hillary ClintonFirst, Mrs. Clinton needs to handily win Nevada. Then, immediately before Sanders' concession speech, an important international incident has to happen, about which he'll blather on incoherently. Then Sidney Blumenthal's death squads need to eliminate anyone else seeking the truth about Benghazi (that it's a fictional place.)
- •Bernie SandersMr. Sanders can probably walk away with his head held high with a close loss in Nevada. As long as he can avoid the covert operatives handling Blumenthal's extrajudicial killings, he'll be able to claw his way to another inevitable loss in South Carolina.