Things I'd like to say to my neighbor
- •Ph.D.? Oh, I thought you were just an So.B.
- •Go back to Italy, professore.
- •My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my dignity. Prepare to die.
- •15 minutes does not a "run" make, asshole. Try a 3:30 marathon. Yeah. I did that.
- •Would you like to see the x-rays showing the titanium now holding my skeleton together? Excuse me if its a little difficult going up flights of stairs to take the garbage out.
- •You picked the wrong passive-aggressive bitch to tattle tale on.
- •If you're not friends with Elena Ferrante, and you're not, your degree means shit.
- •I can write circles around you so like I care.
- •Get ready for some serious guerrilla warfare, suck-ah