Overheard While Watching Game 1 of the World Series

My parents are born and raised in Queens, NY. My brother just moved home from far away and is a die hard fan. I love the Mets like they're my cousins. We're all together to watch the first game of the World Series. Rated R for extreme language.
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    Not overheard, but sharing a romantic dinner with him.
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    "Hat off, stand up, ITS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM" - Mom
    But mom, I'm eating. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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    "What you want to drink, I got 3 kindsa seltzer, milk, chocolate milk, root beer, water, Diet Coke, whatya want??" - Mom
    Any vodka?
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    "Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, fuck fuck fuck" - dad
    1-0, royals.
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    "CAN WE MUTE THE COMMERCIALS IM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK!" - mom
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    "Oh oh, what is this?!?!? Technical difficulties?! WTF?!" - Justin
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    "You ever make baked ziti? Extra ricotta, that's the secret, right?!" - mom
    Someone has ADD.
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    "TAG TAG TAG!" - everyone in the room
    3-1, Mets.
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    "OMG THE CATCHER HAS NAIL POLISH ON!" - me
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    "My mother had celiacs we found out when she died, but her whole life she was so gassy." - mom
    Cue a full out poop conversation. This has been going on for 15 minutes now.
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    "Buckner lost his mind after he bobbled that ball, he was never right in the head again" - dad
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    (Huge fight about about reviewing David wrights stolen base and the new culture of reviewing plays like football)
    We're not fan.
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    Full conversation about @rachaelray's book signing at locally at Bookends. "Oh how cute, lets go say hi! Does she want to come over for dinner first?!" - mom
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    "Omg the top of the 10th? Get out of my house maybe we'll have better luck..." - mom
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    Extra innings = heart palpitations
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    LETS GO METS πŸ”·πŸ”ΆβšΎοΈ