Things New Yorkers Roll Their Eyes at 👀
Not saying I agree or disagree, just general observations
- •Multiple metro card swipesIs it amateur hour or are you just dumb?
- •Crazy people screamingMost places you go people would be jarred by this, in NY it's like "ugh what's new?!"
- •Cab drivers who take the wrong routeDidn't you know 8th avenue is literally the worst?! Why would you ever drive on 8th avenue?! I am late for my yoga class and you're killing my vibe.
- •Bad walkersYES, that's a sky scraper, YES, that's Macy's, YES, that's a hot dog stand, YES, that's @lenadunham. All very exciting things, but can we admire and move at the same time?
- •No Sex and the City four-astride; pair off pleaseSuggested by @furtadomf
- •Standing on BOTH sides of the escalator.Leave room for us hustlers! Stop holding hands! Don't you throw me shade when I say "Excuse me!" I'm just teaching you some manners.Suggested by @jenngiacoppo