Things I don't want to do today

This reminds me I'm trying to get "ojo rojo" to replace "redeye" as a term for overnight flights
  1. Pack for the redeye to Newark
  2. Drive to LAX at night for the redeye to Newark
  3. Get on the redeye to Newark
  4. Wake up on the redeye to Newark, in Newark
  5. NOT wake up on the redeye to Newark, in Newark, because I was already awake