would recommend
  1. McDonald's filet-o-fish and a chocolate milkshake
  2. Burger King jr whopper w extra mayo and chicken fries
  3. Wendy's baconator and sleeves made of napkins
  4. Taco Bell and probiotics
  5. White Castle and the sense that your entire life has meant nothing, and that you are nothing more than a worthless speck floating about, purposeless, in the vast nothingness of time and space