How to Play Jizz Baseball

This is a very simple game that involves no pieces or setup - just you and your friends' dirty imaginations! If Balderdash and Cards Against Humanity had a child and that child married Urban Dictionary and THEY had a child and that child went on to become president, this game would be Obama!
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    This can be played with any number of players.
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    All players take a dirty word (like jizz) and combine it with a normal word (like baseball). Each player should now have a yucky sounding special word in their mind (like jizz baseball).
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    Each player now comes up with a definition for their special word but doesn't reveal it to anyone YET.
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    Now play begins! The first player (whoever volunteers) announces their special word to the group.
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    Starting with the player to their left, each person now guesses what the definition of the special word is.
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    Once all players have guessed, the player who made-up the special word reveals the definition. (Jizz Baseball is any useless conversation that serves to stall or avoid a more important discussion. Ex: "Are we here to talk business, or are we just gonna play Jizz Baseball all day?")
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    All players who guessed correctly are awarded a point.
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    Style Points can also be awarded to any players with particularly clever answers. (Only the player who created the special word can give Style Points.)
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    Once scoring is complete and everyone's had a good laugh, play moves to the left. The next player announces their special word and the rest of the group guesses the definition.
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    A round is over once everyone has revealed their special word. The player with the most points wins the round.
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    A game can be played with one or more rounds, depending on how crazy you feel like being.
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    The next time you find yourself sitting with friends, looking for something to do, try a round of Jizz Baseball!