TEN THINGS I HAVE IN COMMON WITH CHARLIE BROWN
In honor of seeing the new PEANUTS movie on opening weekend, I humbly offer this new list.
- 1.I have big, round bald head
- 2.I have a dog who's pretty darn smart
- 3.I'm my own worst critic
- 4.I'm the kind of guy people give rocks to for Halloween
- 5.I've read Tolstoy on New Years Eve
- 6.I was once in love with a Little Red Haired Girl
- 7.I married Lucy Van Pelt (right, Heather?), but she rarely pulls the football away (anymore).
- 8.I could afford to be a little more like Linus (couldn't we all?)
- 9.I loved baseball when I was a kid, but I was a terrible athlete
- 10.My life is one long existential crisis