TEN THINGS I HAVE IN COMMON WITH CHARLIE BROWN
In honor of seeing the new PEANUTS movie on opening weekend, I humbly offer this new list.
- •I have big, round bald head
- •I have a dog who's pretty darn smart
- •I'm my own worst critic
- •I'm the kind of guy people give rocks to for Halloween
- •I've read Tolstoy on New Years Eve
- •I was once in love with a Little Red Haired Girl
- •I married Lucy Van Pelt (right, Heather?), but she rarely pulls the football away (anymore).
- •I could afford to be a little more like Linus (couldn't we all?)
- •I loved baseball when I was a kid, but I was a terrible athlete
- •My life is one long existential crisis