THINGS I'M GUARANTEED TO SAY WHILE WATCHING A UGA FOOTBALL GAME

  1. "What the hell?"
  2. "Oh, for the love of God!"
  3. "What. Are. You. Doing?!?"
  4. "Yes, let's run that play. Works every time." Eye roll follows.
  5. "Wait. *That's* a penalty?"
  6. "You could drive a Mack truck through the hole in that line."
  7. "You just lost a fan, Dawgs."
  8. "I hate college football."
  9. "I love college football."
  10. "Go, Dawgs!"