1. "What the hell?"
  2. "Oh, for the love of God!"
  3. "What. Are. You. Doing?!?"
  4. "Yes, let's run that play. Works every time." Eye roll follows.
  5. "Wait. *That's* a penalty?"
  6. "You could drive a Mack truck through the hole in that line."
  7. "You just lost a fan, Dawgs."
  8. "I hate college football."
  9. "I love college football."
  10. "Go, Dawgs!"