TOP 10 NUMBERS

  1. 1.
    7. (Lucky. Born Date.)
  2. 2.
    8 (Lucky. If you're Asian.)
  3. 3.
    3 (Nice Shape. Looks like a butt.)
  4. 4.
    1 (So lonely.)
  5. 5.
    5 (So middle of the road.)
  6. 6.
    10 (A bit too much.)
  7. 7.
    2 (There's no room for 2nd place.)
  8. 8.
    9 (Just be 10 already!)
  9. 9.
    6 (Useless.)
  10. 10.
    4 (Means "death" in Chinese.)