STARTUP/APP IDEAS INVOLVING POOPING
- •PoopScoopLike Yelp but only for public restrooms. Think about it.
- •CrapChatLike Snapchat but just for when you take a noteworthy #2. A lot of people seem to use Snapchat this way already so might as well make it official.
- •ShitBitJust like FitBit but specifically designed to monitor and measure your bowel activities. Simply download and provide your ShitBit info so you don't have to talk to that cute nurse about your stinky liquid poo.
- •PaperlessLike Seamless but exclusively for toilet paper. About to drop a splasher but realized your out of TP? Put in your order and someone will be at your door in no time. This app could alternatively be called Shameless.
- •Doo-DoodleHigh powered doodling app for when you've got some time to kill in the Oval Office.