13 steps to (semi) accepting my patronus
it's a process ✨
- •complete patronus test
- •think to self: wait, that was it? wasn't that a lil short?all you need to know is i dance and think???
- •get results
- •make this facescuse
- •like yeah i was born in the year of the monkey and i like monkeys just fine but????
- •wikipedia that shit
- •turns out these are "organ-grinder" street performer monkeysand while i've never break danced (broke dance?) on a corner i DO like when people give my money and/or attention
- •oh plus these lil guys are super smart ok
- •and they're kinda cute
- •"when presented with [their] reflection, females gazed into their own eyes and made friendly gestures, such as lip-smacking and swaying"#relatable
- •huh. okay i guess. i can work with this.
- •(retain some private skepticism considering new pottermore put me in gryffindor which is clearly bullshit so obviously all their tests aren't super reliable)like i literally just bought myself hufflepuff sweat pants from hot topic so
- •huh. well anyway....💁