13 steps to (semi) accepting my patronus
it's a process ✨
- 1.complete patronus test
- 2.think to self: wait, that was it? wasn't that a lil short?all you need to know is i dance and think???
- 3.get results
- 4.make this facescuse
- 5.like yeah i was born in the year of the monkey and i like monkeys just fine but????
- 6.wikipedia that shit
- 7.turns out these are "organ-grinder" street performer monkeysand while i've never break danced (broke dance?) on a corner i DO like when people give my money and/or attention
- 8.oh plus these lil guys are super smart ok
- 9.and they're kinda cute
- 10."when presented with [their] reflection, females gazed into their own eyes and made friendly gestures, such as lip-smacking and swaying"#relatable
- 11.huh. okay i guess. i can work with this.
- 12.(retain some private skepticism considering new pottermore put me in gryffindor which is clearly bullshit so obviously all their tests aren't super reliable)like i literally just bought myself hufflepuff sweat pants from hot topic so
- 13.huh. well anyway....💁