13 steps to (semi) accepting my patronus

it's a process ✨
  1. 1.
    complete patronus test
  2. 2.
    think to self: wait, that was it? wasn't that a lil short?
    all you need to know is i dance and think???
  3. 3.
    get results
  4. 4.
    make this face
    scuse
  5. 5.
    like yeah i was born in the year of the monkey and i like monkeys just fine but????
  6. 6.
    wikipedia that shit
  7. 7.
    turns out these are "organ-grinder" street performer monkeys
    and while i've never break danced (broke dance?) on a corner i DO like when people give my money and/or attention
  8. 8.
    oh plus these lil guys are super smart ok
  9. 9.
    and they're kinda cute
  10. 10.
    "when presented with [their] reflection, females gazed into their own eyes and made friendly gestures, such as lip-smacking and swaying"
    #relatable
  11. 11.
    huh. okay i guess. i can work with this.
  12. 12.
    (retain some private skepticism considering new pottermore put me in gryffindor which is clearly bullshit so obviously all their tests aren't super reliable)
    like i literally just bought myself hufflepuff sweat pants from hot topic so
  13. 13.
    huh. well anyway....
    💁