guys i want to make out with bc it would emotionally cripple my ex
(merry christmas here's installment #2 of bitter breakup drafts)
- •his best friendobviously
- •ken jenningsex was once an alternate on teen jeopardy but didn't make the final cut
- •adam brodyhe always thought he was a total seth
- •drakelike can you imagine????
- •my high school crushwho i crushed on at least distantly for the entirety of my relationship