unfortunate things i have said today about my hangover
- •"the gatorade refilled my mouth and i rid myself of it"
- •"i am killing it and by it i mean my body"
- •"i'm a puker but i did not anticipate that i would be throwing up water on the side of the 101"
- •"quick super super casual question. if i threw up a little red, would that be blood?"
- •"honestly i don't feel that bad anymore i've just puked eight times"
- •"really mom i'm fine otherwise"
- •"hey if i did throw up blood how bad is that? it's just from my throat probably, right?"
- •"i was drunk but not even the drunkest i've ever been"
- •"my parents won't express anything other than concern but i think they're ashamed of how hungover i am"