Things My Dad Says A Lot

I love him.
  1. 1.
    Goddamnit Lynn.
    Lynn = Mom.
  2. 2.
    Well, whatever.
    When he's ending a topic of conversation.
  3. 3.
    You can't squeeze blood from a turnip.
    I never thought you could.
  4. 4.
    Aqui? A-key.
    In reference to all keys.
  5. 5.
    What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
    No idea.
  6. 6.
    Princepessa
    He has called me that after seeing the film Life is Beautiful.