THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO ME WHEN THEY FIND OUT I'M FROM THE U.S.

I'm currently studying in London and have been traveling throughout Europe. I get these questions without fail.
  1. So how about that Trump?
    They don't even ask it ironically
  2. Please tell me you're not voting for Donald Trump? We hate him here.
    We're not the biggest fans of him either
  3. What are you going to do if Trump wins?
    Probably just stay in London. I'll be broke, but I'll do it.