A few of my go to's
  1. Inject heroin in the comfort of your own home or get explosive diarrhea on a packed, stopped subway in NYC
  2. Cry orange juice tears or have your breath permanently taste like basil
  3. Swim in a pool filled with ketchup or mustard
  4. Live a day in the life of the opposite sex or a dog
  5. Have a vagina on your forehead or spikes on the back of your head