A few of my go to's
  1. 1.
    Inject heroin in the comfort of your own home or get explosive diarrhea on a packed, stopped subway in NYC
  2. 2.
    Cry orange juice tears or have your breath permanently taste like basil
  3. 3.
    Swim in a pool filled with ketchup or mustard
  4. 4.
    Live a day in the life of the opposite sex or a dog
  5. 5.
    Have a vagina on your forehead or spikes on the back of your head