How to Prolong Your Morning Wake Up

I think this presumes you are childless and lack some amount of professional drive.
  1. Hit snooze 3-19 times.
  2. Give in to a couple of huge morning farts.
  3. Keep your eyes closed during that first AM pee.
  4. Have sex with the person in bed next to you. If no one is there, have sex with yourself.
  5. Check the calendar on your phone then rationalize why everything today is not urgent and close the app and close your eyes
  6. Hit snooze for time #20