Why Getting Up in the Morning Mon-fri Is Hard

  1. The idea of sitting in my office all day in front of a computer makes me sad
  2. This bed is warm
  3. My eyes sting a little while I'm waking up
  4. Someone invented the snooze button and there is no max use limit
  5. No one is making me breakfast
  6. I stopped drinking coffee in March (I miss it everyday)
  7. Memory foam
  8. The alarm interrupting weird dreams that go unresolved if you don't try to get back in.