THE WORST DATE I'VE EVER BEEN ON

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  1. I was 15 years old.
  2. We met online.
    I think it may have been through Facepic.
  3. When we met up he was a whole head shorter than me.
    He said that I had big feet. I was a size 7. He was a size 5. He could still buy shoes from the kid's section at Footlocker.
  4. He wanted to go to the cinema to do "tings" on the back row.
    I declined.
  5. So we took a tram to West Bromwich.
    We did a loop of the shopping centre. We saw his friends. They stared because I was so tall and he was so short.
  6. Then we waited for the tram back home.
    He requested that I sit on his lap. I suppose so I didn't tower over him. I did. He had tiny little spindly legs. I hovered so I wouldn't break them.
  7. I may have kissed him.
    It was probably crap.
  8. The next time I saw him, I was on the bus to school and it passed by a bus stop he was waiting at.
    I hid so he didn't see me.
  9. Later, I found out he took my friend's virginity.
    And I was really sad for her.