1. Latin
    Isn't it dead?
  2. Anthropology
    Oh, another major to study dead things?
  3. Philosophy
    The best & most legendary ones are again, also dead. The current legends of philosophy are probably high right now. (Or writing for a Comedy Central show 💯)
  4. Now for the really weird ones.
  5. Arctic Engineering
    How does one engineer the Arctic? I love Antarctica and the Arctic Monkeys, just saying.
  6. Auctioneering
    Will this teach you to talk hella fast that Aaron Sorkin won't even know what you're saying?
  7. Bagpiping
    This sounds dirty.
  8. Bakery Science
    This sounds like my new hobby! Bakery Science and chill, anybody?
  9. Beatles, Popular Music & Society
    This is actually a really cool major at Liverpool Hope University. If people judge you for this, they can suck it because all you need is love.
  10. Canadian studies
    This Duke University program seeks to provide the student with an understanding of all things Canada. (maple syrup, poutine, The Biebs, Joey from Full House?)
  11. Farrier Science
  12. Fermentation Sciences?
    What's that? Like sauerkraut, kimchi?
  13. Nannying
    You trying to seduce any daddies?
  14. Puppet Arts
    I studied this, but it was called Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood, Fragglerock, & The Muppets.
  15. ART
    Because what do you do with that? 🙄
  16. Creative writing
    Because same as art. Oh, I don't know, write??
    Suggested by @julieuhls
  17. Historic preservation
    Suggested by @ashlee
  18. Social work
    You know you're not going to make any money, right?
    Suggested by @Lyds
  19. MS in social work.
    "Oh so you want to take away kids?" Yep, that's all social workers do!
    Suggested by @emilyannlosey
  20. English
    No, I don't teach or write. At my community college, English w/ journalism classes was the closest I could get to advertising/PR.
    Suggested by @jhope71
  21. Radio/Television/Film
    Suggested by @aprilkquioh