Conflicting Statements I'll Never Understand

  1. Don't find love, it will find you when you least expect it. - everyone in a relationship
    Awesome, I'll sit here & wait while I binge watch Narcos on Netflix
  2. Love is blind. - Shakespeare
    So how's it gonna find me?
  3. Lean in - Sheryl Sandberg
    But don't squeeze your boobs together while doing it - you'll send wrong signals.
  4. Lean back - Fat Joe
    But don't lean too far back, old people will just call you a lazy, entitled millennial.