Offensive Things Said When You Make Friends With Your Uber Driver
I met a guy named John when he became my uber driver. He had just recently moved from Houston to Silicon Valley. He wanted to meet friends, so I invited him for a college Tailgate. These were things he said to me & my friends.
- •Out of one of you hoes, whose makin the most stacks?Points to Asian girl "her huh?"
- •Didn't you guys just eat?Just take us to the McDonald's Drive thru and don't ask questions, sir. We can get whatever we want.
- •At tailgate, I can probably bang any of these chicks if I wanted to.No you can't dude. No chick is even looking your way.
- •Then me and my squad 🙌🏽🔪🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣 his ass.