Aziz Ansari once said that if you want someone interesting to date you, you have to be interesting yourself. So this is what 85% of the bros came up with
  1. "Girls will see I am chill and like to cuddle. Also, I'm brave AF for sleeping on this Tiger."
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  2. Either that, or he was a tiger handler on The Hangover 4 that never got released.
    Suggested by @MichaelRose