1. I often mess around/browse social media on my phone before I go to sleep.
    A bad habit, I know, but it works for me.
  2. Last night, I must have fallen asleep while holding my phone.
    It happens sometimes. No big deal usually. Once, I dropped it on my face but that's ok.
  3. This time though? This time my finger hit the 'phone' icon.
  4. I didn't realise until I woke up to the sound of an outgoing call.
  5. The dial tone kicked in as it tried to connect a call with a good friend of mine I haven't seen in a while.
  6. At 2am.
  7. I hit end call fast.
  8. Then spent over an hour thinking 'aargh. What if I woke him?!'
  9. I didn't.
  10. He called just after 9am to check I was ok.
    Poor guy sounded really worried. I never call at 2am.
  11. I panicked and lied. Said my phone went nuts and called a bunch of people while I slept.
  12. He bought it.
  13. Me rn