DRINKS THAT TASTE LIKE ASS

  1. Mello Yello
  2. Any kombucha other then GT Dave's Trilogy
    Not Original Strength. I'm not an alcoholic.
  3. Strawberry Yoohoo
  4. Fernet
  5. Irish Car Bombs
  6. Scotch
    I tried to make scotch & soda my drink after I graduated college. I thought it would lend an outward air of sophistication that would somehow quell my inner panic about not having a job. I spent way too much money on Glen Livet in NYC bars and every drop tasted like a decaying pine tree.
  7. Boone's Farm
  8. Beer that isn't IPA or some fruity Flemish Sour
  9. Thai iced tea
    Yeah, I said it