1. Mello Yello
  2. Any kombucha other then GT Dave's Trilogy
    Not Original Strength. I'm not an alcoholic.
  3. Strawberry Yoohoo
  4. Fernet
  5. Irish Car Bombs
  6. Scotch
    I tried to make scotch & soda my drink after I graduated college. I thought it would lend an outward air of sophistication that would somehow quell my inner panic about not having a job. I spent way too much money on Glen Livet in NYC bars and every drop tasted like a decaying pine tree.
  7. Boone's Farm
  8. Beer that isn't IPA or some fruity Flemish Sour
  9. Thai iced tea
    Yeah, I said it