We all saw that thing on MSNBC about the democrats. But the invention of the sandwich is credited to these here British Isles. It's time we took back what is ours.
  1. David Cameron
    He's something dull like egg and cress. No, that's not evil enough. Dolphin and cress
  2. Jeremy Corbyn
    He's old, delicious and good for you. Corbyn is chicken salad.
  3. George Osbourne
    He's pale, rich and leaves a nasty taste in the mouth. He's expired patè and luncheon meat served on a single stale crust of bread
  4. Nicola Sturgeon
    People think she's haggis, neeps and tatties but really she's chicken tikka.
  5. Ed miliband
    Bacon. Obviously.
  6. Nigel Farage
    He doesn't want any of that foreign muck and misses the seventies. He's spam.
  7. Boris Johnson
    A colourful exterior and danger within. He's a burrito filled with expired chicken.