QUIZ: COFFEE GRINDS OR CAVIAR?

For centuries, scientists, politicians and philosophers have wrestled with the intricacies of this question. Now it is your turn.
  1. 1.
    This spoon-riding little blighter
    It's actually coffee grinds.
  2. 2.
    Surf and turf?
    Coffee. Caviar is not compostable.
  3. 3.
    This stuff in the cafetière
    It's coffee grounds. You can't make coffee from fish eggs or whatever the hell caviar is.
  4. 4.
    A garnish
    The same pile of coffee grounds as before. Why would some cucumber change that?