THINGS THAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED DURING THE AVERAGE MALE ORGASM RECOVERY PERIOD

  1. Take your time in the bathroom cleaning up
  2. Wonder where the fuck your glasses are
  3. Find them
  4. Top off the glass of wine you started before the sex
  5. Make some nachos
  6. Watch the last 1/2 of the finale of Master of None
  7. Hear him snoring & wonder if maybe he is out for the night
  8. Continue drinking wine & eating nachos
  9. Get a little bit sad
  10. Remember that there is tiramisu in the fridge
  11. Know that everything is all good