THINGS I DON'T DO WELL

In no particular order
  1. Shut up
  2. Avoid salt
  3. Work in an office setting
  4. Save money
  5. Change
  6. Meditate
  7. Lie
  8. Stay up late
  9. Baby people
  10. Grow rosemary
  11. Train dogs
  12. Follow through
  13. Make small talk
  14. Drive the speed limit
  15. Exercise
  16. Coupons
  17. Self control