Eight Simple Rules For Being a Teenaged Daughter on a TV Drama

  1. 1.
    You're a typical teenager if all typical teenagers were also model pretty.
  2. 2.
    You are on a journey that is spiritual, existential, and tiresome.
  3. 3.
    You disapprove of how your parents make a living (see #2).
  4. 4.
    The possibility and/or fact that you have an eating disorder will come up occasionally and then be forgotten.
  5. 5.
    "Can we just have a nice family dinner?" Not if you're around!
  6. 6.
    You will fall in love with the wrong sort of boy. Options include: a teacher, a mobster, a certified psychopath, that guy who's "just not looking for anything serious right now," and King Joffrey.
  7. 7.
    You will commit a misdemeanor.
  8. 8.
    But no matter what happens, you're getting into an Ivy League school.
    Or two (see: #7).