How I Imagine the Girls Christmas Special Going Down
Since it's becoming less and less likely that there will be a Christmas episode of Girls, I figured I'd write my own fanfic list.
- •Shoshanna throws a Christmahannukwanzaa party. She makes way too much food and is hurt that guests treat it as a "stop by and then leave" party.
- •Hannah takes drugs and goes to Radio City Music Hall. She freaks out over the fact that Fran used to date one of the Rockettes.
- •Desi and Marnie try to write a Christmas duet and fight over whether it should be ironic (Desi's preference) or sentimental (Marnie's preference).
- •Ray refuses to put out a seasonal beverage. Elijah does it anyway.
- •Adam and Jessa volunteer at a homeless shelter. Jessa butts heads with a veteran before bonding with him. Adam workshops his one-man show about a homeless man.
- •The girls end up eating cold latkes at Shoshanna's and watching The Apartment. A Sufjan Stevens Christmas song plays over the credits.