How I Would Improve the Oscars 🎭🏆

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. 1.
    Increase the number of banana peels on the red carpet
  2. 2.
    Place whoopee cushions on randomly selected seats
  3. 3.
    Coat the statuettes with baby oil so they are slippery and hard to hold
  4. 4.
    Diversify the Academy in terms of age, race, and gender, I guess? But I think those first three fixed everything.