Who'd have what role, you ask?
  1. Drs. Frasier & Niles Crane (Frasier) - The Leader & The Wiseguy Sidekick
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  2. Dr. Jennifer Melfi (Sopranos) - The Fixer
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    Because of her mob connections.
  3. Dr. George Huang (Law & Order: SVU) - Mission Control
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    The genius at home base.
  4. Dr. Paul Weston (In Treatment) - The Charmer
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  5. Dr. Andrea Bayden (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) - The Crazy One
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  6. Dr. Katz (Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist) - The Quiet One
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  7. Dr. Marvin Monroe (The Simpsons) - The Muscle
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  8. Tobias Funke (Arrested Development) - The Master of Disguise
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    Oh my god I just imagined the perfect movie.