My Hopes

  1. That Trump's the kind of bully who beats up nerds and then says, "Ya gotta help me, man, I didn't study for this test."
  2. That as a senator, Kamala Harris will be as awesome as she seems
    I remember reading her Lenny Letter interview and thinking "This is my kind of politician." Smart, tough, charming, insightful. I'm not overly optimistic about what one Democratic senator can do in congress, but I'm excited for her nonetheless.
  3. That we'll one day feel secure enough in the state of our nation that lists like "My Fave Trader Joe's Items" will seem appropriate
    Because those lists are always helpful, especially around the holidays.