My Ideal Super Bowl Halftime Show

  1. James Taylor and Carly Simon sing Simon and Garfunkel's "America" and hug for the first time in decades.
    And every halftime show thereafter would be used to Parent Trap an ex-celebrity couple.
  2. Malcolm Gladwell would give a TED Talk about anything.
    Just, like, whatever's on his mind that day.
  3. A live performance of "Light in the Piazza" with Sutton Foster as Margaret and Andrea Bocelli as Giuseppe.
    Trust me, this would be outstanding casting. It would have nothing to do with football but would that be so bad?
  4. The NFL would lose millions of fans but gain one diehard follower. 🙋🏼