Oscar Categories That Should Exist for 2016

  1. Outstanding Actress in the Role of a Melancholy Shopgirl
    Rooney Mara in Carol, Saorise Ronan in Brooklyn
  2. Best Sixty Minutes Piece Stretched Out and Explained by Celebrities
    Spotlight, The Big Short
  3. Best Picture That People Actually Saw Because People Like Space
    The Martian, Star Wars
  4. Best Picture in the "Moving Is Hard But At Least We Have Family" Genre
    Inside Out, Room
  5. Best CGI Furry Who (SPOILER) Dies for Our Sins
    Bing Bong in Inside Out, Bear in Revenant. And the announcer would have to yell "SPOILER."