Oscar Categories That Should Exist for 2016
- •Outstanding Actress in the Role of a Melancholy ShopgirlRooney Mara in Carol, Saorise Ronan in Brooklyn
- •Best Sixty Minutes Piece Stretched Out and Explained by CelebritiesSpotlight, The Big Short
- •Best Picture That People Actually Saw Because People Like SpaceThe Martian, Star Wars
- •Best Picture in the "Moving Is Hard But At Least We Have Family" GenreInside Out, Room
- •Best CGI Furry Who (SPOILER) Dies for Our SinsBing Bong in Inside Out, Bear in Revenant. And the announcer would have to yell "SPOILER."