The Sitcoms Each Disney Princess Would Write For

  1. Snow White - New Girl
    A doe-eyed damsel living with a bunch of dudes. This one was a no-brainer.
  2. Cinderella - 2 Broke Girls
    Co-writers with Megara.
  3. Sleeping Beauty - Mom
    Only because she's the only one with a living mom. The others would be confused by the concept.
  4. Ariel - My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
    A show about a girl who throws everything away for a guy she kinda knows. Before that, she wrote for Two and a Half Men, thinking the half-man was also half-fish CUZ SHE'S A DUM SKANK.
  5. Belle - Big Bang Theory
    Runner ups include You're The Worst (offbeat girl/grumpy guy) and Modern Family (because a lot of those writers worked for Frasier, which is really what she was meant to write for).
  6. Jasmine - Girls
    She's born to privilege, hungry for experience, and unafraid to show a little skin.
  7. Pocahontas - Broad City
    Can't explain this one, it's just a gut feeling.
  8. Mulan - Transparent
    Or she'll disguise herself as a man so she can write for Late Night. BOOM!
  9. Tiana - Young and Hungry
    Did you think I would say Black-ish? WELL THERE'S MORE TO HER THAN THAT!
  10. Rapunzel, Elsa, Anna - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
    Disney has a weird thing lately about smiley girls re-joining society after living in isolation.