Things I Do That Make ME Wonder Who the Hell I Think I Am

  1. Listen to KCSN Smart Rock
    Because I am so, so smart.
  2. Order a small chai latte with no sugar added powder at Coffee Bean
    No, not a regular latte. No, not the regular chai powder. No, not even the regular size. The result is lovely but I am basically Lydia from Breaking Bad, give or take some connections in the meth world.
  3. Favor Metacritic over Rotten Tomatoes
    It gets worse: I ignore the blurbs from non-fancy sounding publications.