Things I've Spent 10,000 Hours Doing, Yet I Still Suck at Them

Ergo: Malcolm Gladwell is a fucking liar.
  1. Polite conversation
  2. Parking
    Be it street, lot, or parallel.
  3. Falling asleep despite anxieties
    See: previous items on list.
  4. Being alive
    ...okay, fine, I don't think I actually suck at life, but really, considering I've been at it for 10,000+ hours, shouldn't I be awesome at it? Explain yourself, Gladwell. You fucking liar.