Why It's Okay That You're an Adult and You're Sad That Gravity Falls Is Ending

  1. You are aware of the inevitable decline that comes with age, so you're amazed that Gravity Falls ended without jumping the shark
  2. You enjoyed the guest cameos by TJ Miller, JK Simmons, Nick Offerman, Louis CK, Jon Stewart, and others because you saw them in adult things meant for adults
  3. Your social and professional life has settled into a predictable routine, so you welcomed Alex Hirsch's inventive storytelling and joke techniques
  4. If you commit a crime, you will be tried as an adult because you are capable of adult moral reasoning yet you are still intrigued by the philosophical questions raised by Gravity Falls
  5. It's okay. You're okay.