REASONS I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT

It's 12:30am. I'm wide awake. I'm gonna make a list.
  1. My legs ache
  2. Because my legs ache, I can't get comfortable
  3. I can't stop thinking about the book I've been reading
  4. I'm worrying about all I have to do this week
  5. I keep checking my phone to see how many more hours of sleep I get if I fall asleep NOW